Hi, I'm Matt

masterofkarateandfriendship:

fanartica:

Code-named “The Prometheus and Bob Tapes.”

I can not stress how much these silly claymation skits contributed to my sense of humor. The last 5 seconds alone of the “Toilet” episode still knocks me on my butt.

KaBlam, thank you for existing -Mike

Yes :’)

(via sweetbroseph)

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

So, it’s no secret that I like making tea blends. Fandom tea blends. And guys, they’re pretty delicious and all available for anyone to try at adagio. It’s also no secret that I have…an abundance of tea, and I am more than eager to share it with as many people as I possibly can!

So, in honor of the release of the (really incredibly awesome) Hunger Games movie this weekend, I’m going to hook one person up with the ENTIRE collection of Hunger Games inspired tea blends. That’s 8 different bags of tea, with about 50 servings in each package. That…is a lot of tea. And I want one of you to have all of them so you can try them and tell everyone else how awesome they are (or hey, how terrible, I won’t fault you if you don’t like one or two of them. Haymitch is an acquired taste.)

Unfortunately, I can only give the collection away to one person. Here’s how it will work:

• Reblog just to let me know you’re interested in getting the tea. But don’t go crazy. No one likes their dash spammed with these things, so I’m asking that you only reblog once a day.
• You don’t have to be following me for me to pick you, so don’t worry about that. (You might want to check out What People Brew though, if fandom things and tea things are your bag.)
• In the spirit of fairness, I will use a random number generator to pick a name at random in exactly two weeks. That’s APRIL 7TH. And don’t worry, I’ll be sure to contact the chosen person via ask, as well as make a public post about it :D

Let me know if you have ANY questions! And may the odds be ever in your flavor!

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

So, it’s no secret that I like making tea blends. Fandom tea blends. And guys, they’re pretty delicious and all available for anyone to try at adagio. It’s also no secret that I have…an abundance of tea, and I am more than eager to share it with as many people as I possibly can!

So, in honor of the release of the (really incredibly awesome) Hunger Games movie this weekend, I’m going to hook one person up with the ENTIRE collection of Hunger Games inspired tea blends. That’s 8 different bags of tea, with about 50 servings in each package. That…is a lot of tea. And I want one of you to have all of them so you can try them and tell everyone else how awesome they are (or hey, how terrible, I won’t fault you if you don’t like one or two of them. Haymitch is an acquired taste.)

Unfortunately, I can only give the collection away to one person. Here’s how it will work:

• Reblog just to let me know you’re interested in getting the tea. But don’t go crazy. No one likes their dash spammed with these things, so I’m asking that you only reblog once a day.
• You don’t have to be following me for me to pick you, so don’t worry about that. (You might want to check out What People Brew though, if fandom things and tea things are your bag.)
• In the spirit of fairness, I will use a random number generator to pick a name at random in exactly two weeks. That’s APRIL 7TH. And don’t worry, I’ll be sure to contact the chosen person via ask, as well as make a public post about it :D

Let me know if you have ANY questions! And may the odds be ever in your flavor!

(via drakochan)

rumminov:

still the coolest irrelevant side characters ever

Behold ladies and gentlemen, the truth is revealed, for this magnificent creature is my spirit animal.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Girl on Fire (The Hunger Games cocktail)

Ingredients:
1.5 ounces white rum
3 ounces mango juice
1 to 2 teaspoon grenadine
Orange zest strip
Maraschino cherry

Directions: From the creator, Khalil Hymore: “Fill a highball glass with ice. Add white rum and mango juice, then add grenadine, allowing it to sink to the bottom of glass. Do not stir; garnish with orange zest and cherry. Of course, with this drink in hand, there’s only one way to toast: May the odds be ever in your favor!”

Drink created and photographed by Khalil Hymore of the Everyday Food Blog.

(via fluffyshenanigans)

• Question: <(^o^)> (omfg how did I forget to do this last night I am the worst person lol) - fluffyshenanigans
• Answer:

  1. First impression: I like this girl, she may be his sister but wow is she different from him in a good way. Also she’s letting me use her boobs as pillows, instant plus.
  2. Truth is: You’re still awesome, still super kind, geeky, different and awesome in all the right ways.
  3. How old do you look: Mid 20s usually.
  4. Have you ever made me laugh: I think this would be rather obvious.
  5. Have you ever made me mad: A few times, but it was bound to happen and we got over it and became much better from it.
  6. Best feature: Your penis. Nah, in all honesty, it’s your undying loyalty to those you’re close to. Never have I seen anyone more fiercely loyal to the people she bonds with.
  7. Have I ever had a crush on you: You kidding, it’s not like we dated for 3 years or anything, pssh, stupid question.
  8. You’re my: Drill that will pierce the heavens. Also lifelong awesome loyal friend.
  9. Name in my phone: Kat
  10. Should you post this too? You already did, fight the power.

• Question: ヾ(✿❛◡❛)ノ - luxheroica
• Answer:

  1. First impression: Huh, she seems like a cool person, though oh gods I’m still overwhelmed by everyone at this party and dunno what to say.
  2. Truth is: You are someone I’ve bonded with more than I ever first expected to. We share a lot of the same taste in music and you enjoy a lot of similar interests as I. Plus you’re a genuinely nice person.
  3. How old do you look: Late teens to 20 I’d say, you always looked a bit younger I dunno.
  4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yep, lots of times.
  5. Have you ever made me mad: Only when you make me jealous in Exalted of your badass rolls. :P
  6. Best feature: Hmm, hard one, I’d say your sheer enthusiasm for things you get interested in. It’s crazy how much energy you seem to produce when you get interested in something.
  7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nah, you never struck me in that way.
  8. You’re my: Good friend, and moonsilver buddy. -hi five-
  9. Name in my phone: Shannon
  10. Should you post this too? You already did, huzzah.

• Question: ヽ(・∀・)人(・∀・)ノ - kichik
• Answer:

  1. First impression: “Huh, this guy is quite nerdy and such, but in a good way. Wow he talks a lot.”
  2. Truth is: Oh gods how right I was, sometimes I think we need a shock collar or something for you. XD Still, you’re awesome, so yay.
  3. How old do you look: With glasses, late teens. Without, young 20s.
  4. Have you ever made me laugh: Gee, ya think? Of course ya have.
  5. Have you ever made me mad: Mad, nah. Maybe slightly annoyed but that happens cause of our difference in personalities.
  6. Best feature: Your never ending pursuit of knowledge, it’s quite interesting to watch you always wanna try things and experiment and learn and more.
  7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Nope, that’s a definite nope.
  8. You’re my: Nerdy friend I can chat with about the dumbest most inane stuff for hours and have a blast doing it with.
  9. Name in my phone: Jon
  10. Should you post this too? You already did, gratz.

• Question: :D (right back at you) - nitwitt
• Answer:

  1. First impression: I honestly can’t remember. XD It was probably something like “Oh hi Kats friend, nice to meet you. I hope we get along and such.”
  2. Truth is: You’re an awesome dude, with way more going for you than people might realize. You make me happy I met you and continue to know you to this day.
  3. How old do you look: Mid to late 20s depending on how dead you are from work.
  4. Have you ever made me laugh: Everytime I beat you senseless. <3
  5. Have you ever made me mad: Everytime you make a godawful pun. </3
  6. Best feature: I’d say it’s how loving and caring you are, but only to a sensible degree. You’ll do everything you can within reason for others, but not to a point you’ll compromise yourself.
  7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Oh yes, have my babies you stud. Can pretty safely say this a nope.
  8. You’re my: Punching bag/rag doll/assault victim. -smiles and brandishes the crowbar-
  9. Name in my phone: Adam
  10. Should you post this too? You just did.